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Pedobear gets horny.
by =QuacksquaredPedobear gets horny. By Quackedsquare.
INT – Ticket Booth – Daytime.
A shadow of a bear is seen.
VOICE
Give me tickets. Now!
The voice slams his hands onto the counter as he says 'Now!'.
TICKET GUY
I'm sorry. But we sold out of tickets.
VOICE
You better give me a ticket or else.
CUT – the ticket guy is seen on the floor on a puddle of blood.
VOICE
I'm CUMMING baby!
The shadow reveals himself to be Pedobear.
CUT to EXT. SOME CONCERT HALL – DAYTIME
There is a shot of some 12 year old girls orgasming. They are jumping out and down like rabbid rabbits while Justin Bieber's 'Baby' is playing in the background. PEDOBEAR can be seen outside the entrance.
PEDOBEAR
Oh my god! So many girls!
SECRUITY GUARD
Ticket please.
PEDOBEAR
The guy wouldn't give me one, they were sold out.
SECRUITY GUARD
I guess you can't come.
PEDOBEAR
Cum you say? I CAN SO CUM.
PEDOBEAR punches the SECRUITY GUARD in the face and storms inside.
INT – CONCERT HALL
PEDOBEAR then jumps on top of some 12 year old girls.
PEDOBEAR
You should be orgasming over me, not that bitch!
Pedobear rips off a girls skirt and she starts screaming. Pedobear chases her but he turns to the stage.
CUT – STAGE
Justin Bieber is seen signing some song.
CUT – PEDOBEAR
Pedobear starts signing
PEDOBEAR (singing)
I know you fucked me
...Oh yes you did
Just come on closer
Oh Mrs Bieber
You want my ass
You want my balls
And I will keep on riding till the break of dawn
Are we an item ?
I'll stop complaining
We aren't friends
What are you saying?
See theres no other who can CUM in my eyes
You're a virgin who was fucked for the first time
and I was like
Baby, Baby, Baby ouch !
I'm like Baby, baby, baby ouch!
I like it baby, baby , baby ouch
Don't blind me with your CUM
PEDOBEAR jumps on the stage and rapes JUSTIN BIEBER. His crazy fangirls are crying.
PEDOBEAR
Oh you're a cute little girl.
JUSTIN BIEBER
I'm a boy!
PEDOBEAR
I know a girl when I see one.
JUSTIN BIEBER
But I'm a boy, that's why I got a haircut.
PEDOBEAR
YOU'RE STILL A GIRL TO ME. ME AND SHOTACAT WERE FIGHTING OVER YOU.
JUSTIN BIEBER
People fight over me a lot.
Two SECRUITY GUARDS walk on the stage.
SECRUITY GUARD 1
Umm. We got a bear on top of Justin Bieber? What do we do?
SECRUITY GUARD 2
Shoot it?
SECRUITY GUARD 1
Good idea!
Some guy comes in with a camera and starts filming Pedobear raping Justin Bieber.
CUT – NEWS STUDIO THING
NEWS WOMAN
This just in. A bear barged into Justin Bieber's concert and started sexually penetrating him.
The camera zooms back and reveals that this was on TV. The TV turns off.
CUT – FLOOR – CHRIS DOO'S HOUSE -13 HENRY COTTON DRIVE , PARKWOOD
CHRIS DOO
lol. Justin Bieber got raped.
CHRIS DOO starts having sex with his girlfriend and dies because he had AIDS.
EMMA FORWARD
Oh well, Matt Brown was quicker.
JORDON TSAKALOS randomly walks in and has sex with CHRIS DOO's body.
END
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After thinking, I have finally made a conclusion about myself...
I AM NEVER ORDINARY, LIVE WITH IT!!
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature!
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After thinking, I have finally made a conclusion about myself...
I AM NEVER ORDINARY, LIVE WITH IT!!
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature!